Re: FW: [trolley] tram joke

David Brown
Monday, September 10, 2001 4:16 AM

<DIV></DIV>>Hi, mates!
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>In going through my e-mail, I found
this still in my inbox...Some of you may
<DIV></DIV>>have heard or seen this one before, but
others may not have, so enjoy!
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>Milantram
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>Subject: TR: tram joke
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>> Three tram drivers went to Heaven
after a triple collision on the
<DIV></DIV>>Melbourne tram system. At the Pearly
Gates, St Peter asked them all a
<DIV></DIV>>question to ascertain their suitability
to drive on Heaven's tram system.
<DIV></DIV>>"Driver one, have you ever been
unfaithful to your wife?"
<DIV></DIV>> "No. St Peter, never."
<DIV></DIV>> "OK, for being so faithful and
truthful, you can drive a brand new C
<DIV></DIV>>class tram. Driver two, what about
you?"
<DIV></DIV>> "No St Peter, but I have entertained
thoughts on several occasions."
<DIV></DIV>>"OK, for being tempted but not going
through with the foul deed, you can
<DIV></DIV>>drive a rebuilt W class tram. Driver
three, what about you?"
<DIV></DIV>> "I'm afraid so, several times."
<DIV></DIV>>"OK, for being such a real mongrel, you
can have an unconverted Z class
<DIV></DIV>>tram."
<DIV></DIV>> Off they go to the depot where they
take their trams out for their first
<DIV></DIV>>Heavenly drive. Half an hour later,
drivers two and three are held up in a
<DIV></DIV>>tram jam. They go to the first tram in
the line only to find driver one
<DIV></DIV>>sitting on the front seat bawling his
eyes out.
<DIV></DIV>> "What's the matter? You've got the
newest, most comfortable tram on the
<DIV></DIV>>system and the easiest one to drive."
<DIV></DIV>> "Yes", came the reply."But I've just
passed my wife going in the opposite
<DIV></DIV>>direction and she was driving the
scrubber!"
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>Dave.
<much snipping>

Glad you enjoyed the joke and it was passed on so more
people could enjoy it. One question though - any idea
what all that HTML is? Seems that stuff like that jams
up people's inboxes.

Dave.

<much more snipping>

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be sure to visit http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/9507/melbtram.html for all the latest info on Melbourne's tram system.

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