Brilliant story, Peter! Got any more??........Chas
>From: "Peter D. Ehrlich"
>Reply-To: [email protected]
>To: TramsDownUnder
>Subject: [TramsDownUnder] FW: [trolley] tram joke
>Date: Sat, 08 Sep 2001 20:55:16 -0700
>
>Hi, mates!
>
>In going through my e-mail, I found this still in my inbox...Some of you may
>have heard or seen this one before, but others may not have, so enjoy!
>
>Milantram
>
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>
>Subject: TR: tram joke
>
> Three tram drivers went to Heaven after a triple collision on the
>Melbourne tram system. At the Pearly Gates, St Peter asked them all a
>question to ascertain their suitability to drive on Heaven's tram system.
>"Driver one, have you ever been unfaithful to your wife?"
> "No. St Peter, never."
> "OK, for being so faithful and truthful, you can drive a brand new C
>class tram. Driver two, what about you?"
> "No St Peter, but I have entertained thoughts on several occasions."
>"OK, for being tempted but not going through with the foul deed, you can
>drive a rebuilt W class tram. Driver three, what about you?"
> "I'm afraid so, several times."
>"OK, for being such a real mongrel, you can have an unconverted Z class
>tram."
> Off they go to the depot where they take their trams out for their first
>Heavenly drive. Half an hour later, drivers two and three are held up in a
>tram jam. They go to the first tram in the line only to find driver one
>sitting on the front seat bawling his eyes out.
> "What's the matter? You've got the newest, most comfortable tram on the
>system and the easiest one to drive."
> "Yes", came the reply."But I've just passed my wife going in the opposite
>direction and she was driving the scrubber!"
>
>Dave.
>
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