FW: [trolley] tram joke
Peter D. Ehrlich
Sunday, September 9, 2001 3:55 AM
Hi, mates!
In going through my e-mail, I found this still in my inbox...Some of you may
have heard or seen this one before, but others may not have, so enjoy!
Milantram
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Subject: TR: tram joke
Three tram drivers went to Heaven after a triple collision on the
Melbourne tram system. At the Pearly Gates, St Peter asked them all a
question to ascertain their suitability to drive on Heaven's tram system.
"Driver one, have you ever been unfaithful to your wife?"
"No. St Peter, never."
"OK, for being so faithful and truthful, you can drive a brand new C
class tram. Driver two, what about you?"
"No St Peter, but I have entertained thoughts on several occasions."
"OK, for being tempted but not going through with the foul deed, you can
drive a rebuilt W class tram. Driver three, what about you?"
"I'm afraid so, several times."
"OK, for being such a real mongrel, you can have an unconverted Z class
tram."
Off they go to the depot where they take their trams out for their first
Heavenly drive. Half an hour later, drivers two and three are held up in a
tram jam. They go to the first tram in the line only to find driver one
sitting on the front seat bawling his eyes out.
"What's the matter? You've got the newest, most comfortable tram on the
system and the easiest one to drive."
"Yes", came the reply."But I've just passed my wife going in the opposite
direction and she was driving the scrubber!"
Dave.
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In going through my e-mail, I found this still in my inbox...Some of you may
have heard or seen this one before, but others may not have, so enjoy!
Milantram
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Subject: TR: tram joke
Three tram drivers went to Heaven after a triple collision on the
Melbourne tram system. At the Pearly Gates, St Peter asked them all a
question to ascertain their suitability to drive on Heaven's tram system.
"Driver one, have you ever been unfaithful to your wife?"
"No. St Peter, never."
"OK, for being so faithful and truthful, you can drive a brand new C
class tram. Driver two, what about you?"
"No St Peter, but I have entertained thoughts on several occasions."
"OK, for being tempted but not going through with the foul deed, you can
drive a rebuilt W class tram. Driver three, what about you?"
"I'm afraid so, several times."
"OK, for being such a real mongrel, you can have an unconverted Z class
tram."
Off they go to the depot where they take their trams out for their first
Heavenly drive. Half an hour later, drivers two and three are held up in a
tram jam. They go to the first tram in the line only to find driver one
sitting on the front seat bawling his eyes out.
"What's the matter? You've got the newest, most comfortable tram on the
system and the easiest one to drive."
"Yes", came the reply."But I've just passed my wife going in the opposite
direction and she was driving the scrubber!"
Dave.
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