Having not got far with 'Sweet tramsvestite', I returned to a new variant on an easier start.
It has appeared as 'Let's ride the Xtrap again' in an earlier incarnation, on v-n.

Let's scan our myki again

Riff raff on a Melbourne tram:
It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control
I remember scanning my myki
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the credit is calling
Let's scan our myki again
Let's scan our myki again

Passengers/Customers:
It's just a touch to the left
And then a swipe to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the C-class rough, that really drives you insane,
Let's scan our myki again

Inspector:
It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's scan our myki again

Combinia:
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a myki scanner and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's scan our myki again

It comes out ok on a tinkly piano.

Roderick B Smith
Rail News Victoria Editor